by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:33 pm
If he's still hanging around, and refuses to leave, may I suggest eating lots of beans and garlic, and then bringing him into your (hopefully small) office for a closed-door discussion of great length. Do this on a daily basis and he'll be gone in a week.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."