I was messing about on the internoodles and I found this.
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
I haven't tried it yet so it may be crap.
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Pirate Names
by Gethsemane on Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:38 am
Hey,
I was messing about on the internoodles and I found this.
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
I haven't tried it yet so it may be crap.
Gethsemane
I was messing about on the internoodles and I found this.
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
I haven't tried it yet so it may be crap.
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Re: Pirate Names
by Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:09 am
I put in my name and got:
Ham-Hands Misty.
Then I put in the shortened version I usually go by and got:
"Machete" Guideon Dread
So I entered my user-name:
"Doormat" Hester Teach
None of the above make any sense whatsoever.
But I quite liked what the site generated when I just entered 'Tigger':
Pirate Suzy the Pink
Especially since I usually have pink hair. (I went green-and-red for Happy Monkey)
Apparently the names are produced by a random-number generator which is probably why they bear no resemblance to the original name...
Ham-Hands Misty.
Then I put in the shortened version I usually go by and got:
"Machete" Guideon Dread
So I entered my user-name:
"Doormat" Hester Teach
None of the above make any sense whatsoever.
But I quite liked what the site generated when I just entered 'Tigger':
Pirate Suzy the Pink
Especially since I usually have pink hair. (I went green-and-red for Happy Monkey)
Apparently the names are produced by a random-number generator which is probably why they bear no resemblance to the original name...
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Re: Pirate Names
by Raisins on Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:13 pm
The thing is, there is no gender correspondence.
Sally became Gurglin' Jim Barbossa.
Sally became Gurglin' Jim Barbossa.
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Re: Pirate Names
by fueledbycoffee on Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:50 pm
Well, if it's just my first name, John becomes Keel-Haulin' Walt Dagger. First and last, I'm Wankin' Bobby Cooke. Choosing between them should not be this difficult.
What have I done? If this is a victory, what's a defeat then? Is this a victory or a defeat? Is this justice or injustice? Is it gallantry or a rout? Is it valor to kill innocent children and women? Do I do it to widen the empire and for prosperity or to destroy the other's kingdom and splendor? One has lost her husband, someone else a father, someone a child, someone an unborn infant.... What's this debris of the corpses? Are these marks of victory or defeat? Are these vultures, crows, eagles the messengers of death or evil?
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Re: Pirate Names
by Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:03 am
I prefer:
http://www.piratenames.net/
as it simply lists all known pirate names, ever, whether real or fictional and even lists them by gender...
If you have a bit of time, try this one:
http://www.piratequiz.com/
I got:
http://www.piratenames.net/
as it simply lists all known pirate names, ever, whether real or fictional and even lists them by gender...
If you have a bit of time, try this one:
http://www.piratequiz.com/
I got:
My pirate name is:
Mad Grace Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
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Re: Pirate Names
by fueledbycoffee on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:52 am
The quiz has revealed that deep in my soul, I am:
Mad John Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
What have I done? If this is a victory, what's a defeat then? Is this a victory or a defeat? Is this justice or injustice? Is it gallantry or a rout? Is it valor to kill innocent children and women? Do I do it to widen the empire and for prosperity or to destroy the other's kingdom and splendor? One has lost her husband, someone else a father, someone a child, someone an unborn infant.... What's this debris of the corpses? Are these marks of victory or defeat? Are these vultures, crows, eagles the messengers of death or evil?
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Re: Pirate Names
by Cabbage on Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:50 pm
I am Rotting Thomas Barbossa.
Arghhhh!!!
Beware the beast of Pirate's Bay!
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Re: Pirate Names
by moodydaniel on Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:20 pm
Ambiguous Edward Dregg be my Pirate Name apparently.
Our Flyer,
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
RAmen
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
RAmen
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Re: Pirate Names
by Elvalia on Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:20 pm
Blind Jen Scabb is mine!
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Re: Pirate Names
by Robbobrob on Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:34 pm
See-in that I gots me Pie-rite name in the usual way...in a drunken fog...Eye's be forgetten and whatnot where on the Internet I was when a Pirate Name generator spat our Mad John Rackham....for witch I be taking the Mad and the Rackham, but inserting as such me legally given nom-der-plume, Rob.
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Re: Pirate Names
by moodydaniel on Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:21 pm
Elvalia wrote:Blind Jen Scabb is mine!
Pretty!
Our Flyer,
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
RAmen
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
RAmen
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Re: Pirate Names
by PirateFishWorshipper on Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:52 pm
Well, I'm Fartin' Dick Blythe.
There are a lot of judgemental people in the world, and personally I think that those people are absolute scumballs.
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