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Re: You can only leave a message?

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:17 pm

TwistedSister wrote:It's Will B. Dunn silly.............

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Re: You can only leave a message?

Postby pir8lvr on Wed May 27, 2009 5:38 am

Does he get back to you? :fsm_float:
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Re: You can only leave a message?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:30 pm

If so it'd better be a pretty big message....
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: You can only leave a message?

Postby Ubi Dubium on Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:45 pm

I remember the Reverend Will B. Dunn! He was in the comic strip Kudzu (which my paper no longer carries).
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Re: You can only leave a message?

Postby Vezon on Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:15 pm

"Hello, God? This is Vezon. I really nead a day off so could you give someone a case of swine flu tomarrow? Thanks for your time. Bye."
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Re: You can only leave a message?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:45 pm

"Hey there god, it's Scott. I know that we havent talked since i realized that there's no logical way i can believe in you and still call myself rational, but i've been looking for a job for a frickin' year! I mean COME ON! What possible message can there be here? I found enlightenment years ago so that can't be it! CUT ME SOME F*UCKING SLACK HERE!"
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: You can only leave a message?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:33 pm

Beeeeep…

Hi God. I was wondering…

Excuse me, could you please stop watching that falling sparrow for a moment and pay attention? Thanks.

Well, as I was saying…

Err… I'm sure those lilies are just perfect the way they are. Thank you.

As you well know, hubby and I made various promises nearly thirty years ago to stick together through blah blah blah. Well, we've kept our end of the bargain - we're still together - and I was wondering whether you could keep yours? I really think that it is about time we had some of the nicer conditions you promised; you know the 'and health', 'and wealth' type bits? Not just the poverty and sickness? Ta.
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Re: You can only leave a message?

Postby Dudeman55556 on Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:18 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:"Your call is important to Us. Please stay on the line, and your prayer will be answered in the order it was received. To continue in English, press 1. To babble in tongues, press 2..."


Wonderful. You should do standup.
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