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I just might be a prophet... ;))

Postby totalfarkuser on Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:11 pm

I received another one of those annoying chain letters today, but being bored decided to decipher the code. Turns out my recent joining the church was a sign for things to come.... This was the task (and the results will follow):

> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
> July-----------I did the Macarena With
> August--------I had lunch with
> September----I danced with
> October-------I sang to
> November-----I yelled at
> December-----I ran over
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2-------a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a snowman
> 6-------a gangster
> 7-------my mobile phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbor
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19------ - a smurf
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------Chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an iPod
> 29-------a surfer
> 30-------a homeless guy
> 31-------a llama
>
> What is the last number of the year you were born:
> 1--------- In my car
> 2 --------- On your car
> 3 ----------- In a hole
> 4 ----------- Under your bed
> 5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
> 6 --------- sliding down a hill
> 7 --------- in an elevator
> 8---------- at the dinner table
> 9 -------- In line at the bank
> 0 -------- in your bathroom
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> White---------because I am cool like that
> Black---------because that's how I roll
> Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
> Red-----------because the voices told me to.
> Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
> Brown---------because I can.
> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
> None----------because I can't control myself!
>
>

The results are (Feb 23rd, XXX8, with no shirt on):

I loved a noodle at the dinner table because I can't control myself!

--You see his noodly appendage has his control over me..... :fsm:
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Re: I just might be a prophet... ;))

Postby daftbeaker on Fri May 01, 2009 7:00 pm

Pah, apparently I was kicking your table-based noodle while you were loving it because I'm cool. (Jan 23 'X8. I decided that 'originally white but now a grubby grey/brown' was probably white on that list)

Funnily enough I don't remember any of that. Must have been a good party :drinking:
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Postby Clifford on Fri May 01, 2009 7:06 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Pah, apparently I was kicking your table-based noodle while you were loving it because I'm cool. (Jan 23 'X8. I decided that 'originally white but now a grubby grey/brown' was probably white on that list)

Funnily enough I don't remember any of that. Must have been a good party :drinking:


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Postby thelastpirate on Fri May 01, 2009 8:18 pm

I yelled at a fork in line at the bank because I cant control myself.

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri May 01, 2009 8:58 pm

I sang to a stuffed animal in an elevator because I'm cool like that.

This is extremely accurate in my case.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Postby TwistedSister on Sat May 02, 2009 1:41 pm

I jumped on a fork in a hole because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Apparently I'm not too bright either!
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Postby daftbeaker on Sat May 02, 2009 3:58 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Apparently I'm not too bright either!

And you really think we hadn't already noticed? :tongue:
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat May 02, 2009 7:14 pm

I danced with a goat under my bed because big bird told me to do it and he is my leader.

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat May 02, 2009 8:22 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:september 15 94

Why am I so old? :cry:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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Postby Roy Hunter on Sun May 03, 2009 6:10 am

I jumped on a squirrel at the dinner table because the voices told me to.

At least I think that's what they said...
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Postby Ubi Dubium on Sun May 03, 2009 8:30 am

I karate chopped a birdbath under your bed because that's how I roll.

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Postby Cardinal Fang on Sun May 03, 2009 10:31 am

I licked a baseball bat in line at the bank because the voices told me to.

Maybe it's a metaphysical prediction...


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Postby Edd on Mon May 04, 2009 7:51 am

I karate chopped a noodle in a hole because I am cool like that.

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon May 04, 2009 10:05 am

Edd wrote:I karate chopped a noodle in a hole

Is that a metaphor?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
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Postby bacon on Mon May 04, 2009 11:00 am

i karate chopped a smurf riding a motorcycle because I'm AWESOME!

i'd do it again too :annoyed:
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