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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Sep 05, 2009 5:36 am

Are you sure he didn't mean Atomic Kittehs?
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:20 pm

I like the Atomic Kittehs already! :lech:
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Captain Spork on Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:12 pm

We should all reproduce and start a massive human experiment on our children; raise them to believe in the FSM like children are raised to believe in a christian god. Buy a plot of land someplace warm on the coast and start a massive Pastafarian cult! :scientist:
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:46 pm

See, the thing is, we don't like making our kids suffer needlessly. Watch Jesus Camp...
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:08 pm

Captain Spork wrote:We should all reproduce and start a massive human experiment on our children; raise them to believe in the FSM like children are raised to believe in a christian god. Buy a plot of land someplace warm on the coast and start a massive Pastafarian cult! :scientist:


I think everyone here believes I've reproduced quite enough already, thanks! :lol:

Indoctrination is easy. All I do is feed my offspring pasta several times a week, have plenty of Pirate gear and the gospel lying around - and tell them they aren't allowed to believe in the FSM until they are grown up. :evilgrin:
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Dudeman55556 on Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:48 am

Captain Spork wrote:We should all reproduce and start a massive human experiment on our children; raise them to believe in the FSM like children are raised to believe in a christian god. Buy a plot of land someplace warm on the coast and start a massive Pastafarian cult! :scientist:


I guess, although I suspect some people would be more interested in reproducing than in the experiment.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:06 pm

Not reproducing, just practicing....

Where's El?

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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Angry_Santa on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:10 am

When that happens you will see pirates in nice sunday suits knocking your door at 5am asking you if you have found noodles yet.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:17 am

Angry_Santa wrote:When that happens you will see pirates in nice sunday suits knocking your door at 5am asking you if you have found noodles yet.


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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby sky lukewarmer on Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:10 am

there does seem to be a sort of inate gulability in the human psyce that prediposes humans to look for something to worship(the cult of celebrity springs to mind) so if they must have a deity then it may as well be His Noodliness. They must have had their sense of irony surgically removed though if they dont get this site, probably the sort of person who thinks that a stone age middle eastern who was killed by the tourists from Italy two thousand years ago has any relevance today.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:04 pm

It's more of a "Group Selection, Kin Selection, Altruism, and Cohesion" thing than "gullibility", but yeah to the rest.
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby robotulism on Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:40 am

Captain Spork wrote:We should all reproduce and start a massive human experiment on our children; raise them to believe in the FSM like children are raised to believe in a christian god. Buy a plot of land someplace warm on the coast and start a massive Pastafarian cult! :scientist:


I've got the land, if you've got the noodles.

'Cept I don't think we'll have to push the FSM on children. I have a feeling they'll be followers without being force-fed.

Ah ha, force fed. That was an accident!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby robotulism on Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:41 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Are you sure he didn't mean Atomic Kittehs?
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Someone's stolen major portions of those poor ladies' shirts!

Alert the authorities!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:30 pm

No! Let the crime spree continue!
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Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?

Postby Helene Potier on Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:33 am

no, robotulism's right. alert the authorities, definitely, before they die of the cold. with all their money, youd think they'd be able to afford a whole outfit each, instead of splitting one between the three of them.
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