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We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Edd on Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:45 pm

PZ mentions the CoFSM again.

I'm surprised PG hasn't posted this yet.

Apparently someone sent the Canadian Mounties to FSMDude's house and he was questioned about his stockpile of firearms and 'this mysterious FSM cult.'

Did anyone hear the interview with FSMDude?
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Helene Potier on Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:49 am

god, some of those comments are insane. did you see the one by the Born Again Christian, about how erotic they find christian communion??? WTF???

btw, i love your quote of the Discworld. ^ the librarian never spoke a truer word.
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:44 pm

WOW! We're a real cult now?!!? SWEET! I call the name "Exhalted Ruler of Jedi Squirrils"!!!

When do we begin our evil plot to enslave humanity? Wait, that was last week....
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Postby Edd on Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:35 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:WOW! We're a real cult now?!!? SWEET! I call the name "Exhalted Ruler of Jedi Squirrils"!!!


Just a coupla hundred more posts and you've got it, Scott!
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Postby blaze8902 on Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:49 pm

" A religion is a cult with an army"

To arms!
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Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:29 pm

Edd wrote:Just a coupla hundred more posts and you've got it, Scott!


I was confused by this for about 1 second... :blush:

I have a feeling that "Exhalted Ruler of Jedi Squirrils" will be among the nicest of them. I'm pretty sure that TS will have something particularly vile or cruel to add...
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:33 pm

I didn't post this because no information was given. Didn't catch the interview either.

If there's really something to it, I hope they publish a decent article.
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Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:59 pm

Speaking of cults, are the mormons out in force elsewhere in this country or is it just Duluth?
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Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:20 pm

We get Mormons here in Virginia. It's been a year or so since the last of 'em though. We had Jehovah's Witnesses two weeks ago.
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Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:33 pm

They're out in force here! Maybe they're trying to round up new recruits before the snow flies.
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Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm

If they don't meet their quota, they'll have to winter over in Duluth. How hard would you work with that motivation?
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:37 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:We had Jehovah's Witnesses two weeks ago.


I hope you had them mid-rare. They get tough if you over cook them.
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Postby Spaghetti_Rum on Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:19 pm

Ye be lucky. Tha only landlubbers what be comin' to me door be wantin to talk about "Cable TV" an such, an are nah interested in religion, much less his noodly goodness.
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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:34 am

Scott the Pirate wrote:
Edd wrote:Just a coupla hundred more posts and you've got it, Scott!


I was confused by this for about 1 second... :blush:

I have a feeling that "Exhalted Ruler of Jedi Squirrils" will be among the nicest of them. I'm pretty sure that TS will have something particularly vile or cruel to add...

Wasn't going to comment of this but.

Oh yes. I am always vile and cruel. :bummer:

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Re: We've been upgraded to a dangerous cult!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:22 pm

Addmitting it is the first step!
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