A noodly inspiration

[A noodly vessel]

Being a proud pastafarian it has come to my attention that not many members of the general public are aware of the Flying Spagetti Monster. Or indeed of his noodly teachings, in order to spread the word of the Flying Spagetti Monster to these unenlightened people and to worship his noodliness I propose the formation of an official Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster, this would be a charitable organisation whose intention is to spread the word of the Flying Spagetti Monster and to honor him by holding festivals of beer and pirates. His noodliness has just informed me that we may also worship him by arriving in holy garments of pirate and stripper costumes, he also told me that he does not want to discriminate agaisnt sexes and to remind the men that they are free to dress up in stripper costumes as well as the women. Incidently being a charitable organisation we would by an amazing coincidence have the same tax relief as the other unenlightened churches. The Flying Spagetti Monster himself told me that he intends this so that we cna donate to his holy chruch tax free and so enjoy worshipping and spreading his word at a much lower cost as well as the further savings on land taxes. Lastly there is a personal message left to all of you who read this from the Flying Spagetti monster himself, he wishes for there to be churches if the Flying Spagetti Monster all over the world, if we can get enough churches set up and enough funds we can spread his word across the whole planet. From the poorest nation to the richest there would be a church of the Flying Spagetti Monster. Also unlike the unenlighteend churches we would spread our wealth across our churches so that those who are less fortunate than ourselves can receive money to help them better themselves as well as having celebrations of beer and pirates (Don't forget the strippers) all over the world untill we are all united beneath the noodly strands of the Flying Spagetti Monster in peace, beer, pirates and strippers.

I hope you feel his noodly appendage and his spagetic wisdom in the words he has given me,
yours pastially
A noodly vessel
:)

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

While I agree with the concept, I must point out the 7th I'd Really Rather You Didn't

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

[Ham Nox]

Same here.
We should definitely do it! We could have all the proceedings go to the foundation to decrease world suck or something

[Qwertyuiopasd]

This is essentially the plan that is already in motion. Start your own chapter! Network with others, if you can find them! Spread the good word!

[Ham Nox]

Ah.. Too bad I won't be able to get achohol at the function I'm planning *sniff*

[Ham Nox]

It's strange.. Now that I'm ordained and everything and am aware I could totally start marrying people starting February 21st...
I don't want the ULC ordination: I want to start my own chapter and get ordained a Pastafarian Minister. (A difficult thing to do with a group that doesn't believe in setting a bunch of arbitrary rules, by the way.) Before, I just wanted to get a group of kids from my school and hang out at the UU church on Fridays or sumthin'. Now.. I want to seriously get out and set something in motion. Even if it's as simple as making sure that the people in my group are taken care of--starting with my friend Pepe.

This is strange for me. Ham doesn't do goals!! She just doesn't, okay!
[/Dizzying Perspective Shift]

[Qwertyuiopasd]

I told you. :P Well, not exactly that. But the thing about the ULC ordination being so easy it's pointless.

Goals are good! Especially when Pastafarian. Hell, my plan is to create the first district of chapters, if I can get chapters started at enough colleges in Virginia, and network with them enough.

[Ham Nox]

I know. I totally to your dedication