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Edd wrote:DrB, these questions have been asked many times, as well as many others. Look through the threads in this forum, 'All Things FSM,' especially the older ones. Creating new threads for simple questions is frowned upon; there are several like the Random Thoughts and New Convert that will absorb one or two off-topic replies in stride.
Very few of us interpret the Gospel of the FSM literally, however (possibly related to our loose moral standards). The spaghetti which makes up the FSM is an allegorical pasta, for example, and Pastafarians with food allergies or a preference for a low-carb diet should still feel as welcome in our community as anyone else.
Back to your specific questions: The Stripper Factory produces strippers to your liking (I seem to remember one new convert who wished his strippers to actually be fully clothed women interested in long-term monogamous relationships) and the Beer Volcano spews the beverage of your choice.
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Or you could just look at/direct newbies to the only other thread in Standards and Practices.
Cardinal Fang wrote:Maybe an FAQ with the answers to the most common questions at the top of *this section* might be in order.
Edd wrote:On second thought, as a temporary solution, one of us could start a FAQ Thread and we could take turns adding to it, thereby keeping it 'new' or 'active.'