Tomorrow I'm free from school because it's the so-called Ascension Day. But I don't want to celebrate that a bearded dude allegedly flew up in the sky 2000 years ago. I want to celebrate something that's more fun (and FSM-related). Any ideas?
You know, I hear that the Alfredoists celebrate Thursday as a holy day as well because the FSM could've made the world in only 3 days if he wanted to. I try to be a little more pasta-minded on Thursdays as well, to give praise to his awesome untapped potential.