Moderator: All Things Mods
StJason wrote:I have received word from His Noodlieness (may his Udon always float).
AT THIS TIME, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Marinara Be Upon Him) has absolutely no plans whatsoever to end the world on May 21st, 2011. He (may His noodles always be Al-dente) has also stated that there is no reason to believe that He will end the world on December 21st, 2012.
However, He has also stated that He reserves the right to change His all-powerful mind, so nobody had better piss Him off. His Noodly Appendage is on the button, and He needs is an excuse.
He has refused comment as to whether He will continue to kill us all slowly by gradually heating the globe because of the lack of Pirates.