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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:45 am

Is a a quantum noodle?
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:53 am

Maybe it was a noumenal post that we can't see in the phenomenological universe?
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:06 pm

At least we can comfort ourselves with the knowledge that it exists somewhere, as a thing in itself.



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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:40 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:At least we can comfort ourselves with the knowledge that it exists somewhere, as a thing in itself.

But can you? If all you know is the phenomenal, how can you say anything about the noumenal? :idiot:
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:38 pm

If I buy you a pint on Bart's tab in the pirate bar, will you go away? :grin:
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:50 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:If I buy you a pint on Bart's tab in the pirate bar, will you go away? :grin:

No.

If you make it several pints I might :idiot:
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:29 am

daftbeaker wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:If I buy you a pint on Bart's tab in the pirate bar, will you go away? :grin:

No.

If you make it several pints I might :idiot:


Not on my tab matey!!!!

Anyway if ye apply Quantum Fysiks to my bar tab...it may or may not have been paid in the multiple universe scenario.
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby PKMKII on Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:38 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby ChowMein on Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:22 pm

I like this guy .
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:39 pm

Not a sighting of the FSM Himself, but a sighting of a member of the Church of the FSM.

Pastafarian Delivers Invocation Prayer at Rancho Cordova City Council Meeting
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2013/10/09/pastafarian-delivers-invocation-prayer-at-rancho-cordova-city-council-meeting/






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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:55 am

NewsThump goes off-message.

NewsThump wrote:A supermarket worker and strict adherent to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been criticised after refusing to sell customers any pasta-based products.

Shelf stacker Simon Williams, who works for Morrisons in Bradford, said that handling pasta is against his strict religious beliefs and that no-one should be able to force him to do his job – even if it involves something that’s all around him all day, every day.

Williams told reporters, “His supreme noodliness teaches us that pasta is his body, and as such it should be revered – not consumed as part of a balanced diet like these so-call ‘scientists’ keep telling us.”

“I’m sure there are plenty of disgusting infidels out there who want to eat pasta, and much as I’d prefer they didn’t, I won’t tell them to stop – but I certainly won’t have it cross my hands. It’s a mortal sin you know.”
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby peacefulsongs on Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:47 pm

Warlord of Elephants wrote:,


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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:27 am

Well, that's confusing.
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby peacefulsongs on Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:03 pm

I think it was an apostrophe.
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:50 pm

peacefulsongs wrote:I think it was an apostletrophe.


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