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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:50 am

On a different board, one of the admins suffered a small stroke and disappeared for a couple weeks. His doctor said that conversing in cyber could be good for his recovery, so he started posting. We thought he had started using L33t speak or something. Took a long time before his sentences started making sense. Looked a lot like: F u cn rd ths u mi hv n anrism
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby PKMKII on Sun Jun 15, 2014 1:38 pm

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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sat Sep 27, 2014 3:41 pm

Posting here for archival purposes. Cyanide and Happiness can tend toward the NSFW, but this short is quite tame: http://explosm.net/comics/3693/
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Gnarishnakh on Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:33 pm

Perhaps this unknown Roman Deity is really FSM...

http://news.yahoo.com/mysterious-roman-god-baffles-experts-173937510.html

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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby CaptainLongPig on Thu Dec 25, 2014 3:54 pm

I made a thingy. I'd figured I'd share. http://i.imgur.com/ektIq0b.jpg
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Cardinal Fang on Fri Dec 26, 2014 7:12 pm

Wow. That's a thingy and a half!

</double entendre>

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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:25 pm

That's pretty cool CaptainLongPig. Kind of like FSM meets Close Encounters, or Blade Runner.

Cardinal Fang wrote:Wow. That's a thingy and a half!

</double entendre>

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Well, Cardinal, if you ever need a double entendre...

I'll give you one.

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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby CaptainLongPig on Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:59 am

Roy Hunter wrote:That's pretty cool CaptainLongPig. Kind of like FSM meets Close Encounters, or Blade Runner.

Cardinal Fang wrote:Wow. That's a thingy and a half!

</double entendre>

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Well, Cardinal, if you ever need a double entendre...

I'll give you one.

Ithangyew...


Thank ye Cardinal Fang and Roy Hunter. I hope to make some more thingys in the future as inspiration strikes.
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby RevWrongway on Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:49 pm

I found a wiki that seems a little misguided on FSM rituals, http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pastafarian_Rituals.

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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby Griffin on Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:59 pm

I fear we are all a little misguided. :evilgrin:
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby CaptainLongPig on Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:18 am

RevWrongway wrote:I found a wiki that seems a little misguided on FSM rituals, http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pastafarian_Rituals.

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Being a new convert I think these are wrong, but have not finished (actually just started) reading the Loose Canon.


I've found several Wiki's that are wrong. Casper the friendly ghost at one time was a WWII pilot that was gunned down. Clearly as anyone would know Casper is Richy Rich after ingesting too many gold poop pills.
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Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Postby CaptainLongPig on Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:18 am

Matthew Santoro did a top ten Most INCREDIBLE Archaeological Discoveries in History and mentions his Noodly Goodness at the 3:36 mark. This guy cracks me up!

Here be the linkage: http://youtu.be/QWH1sNUkeF0?t=3m36s
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