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Interpretation of Monster

Postby Aclor79 on Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:29 pm

The FSM wrote:I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.

I interpret monster to mean either a traditional monster or a deity. What are your interpretations?
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Re: Interpretation of Monster

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:38 am

I look on a monster as something monstrous, as in being of enormous size, and unnatural in appearance, especially when used in conjunction with the FSM. I would also use the word monstrous with the definition of grotesque, but never with the FSM, as He isn't grotesque. He's pastalicious.
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