By His Noodly Appendage!
That's a load of albatross poop!
Awwwww, poop deck!
Chef Boyardee take you!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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