Does the Flying Spaghetti monster have a preffered sport?

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Postby Soadium on Tue May 02, 2006 10:22 am

I think he likes ping pong. But he doesn't have a perfered sport.

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Postby PirateKingOfTheGoldCoast on Tue May 02, 2006 2:55 pm

What about Jai-Lai. The little weird glove lookin thing looks like a macoronni noodle cut in half.
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Postby alexrose on Tue May 02, 2006 8:42 pm

But this is spaghetti. Not macaroni...

Isn't pirating more of a way of life for the FSM?
What do pirates do in their spare time?
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Postby Scruffy05 on Tue May 02, 2006 8:51 pm

alexrose wrote:But this is spaghetti. Not macaroni...

Isn't pirating more of a way of life for the FSM?
What do pirates do in their spare time?


We do not discriminate against different pasta.


Dammit! I just got another idea for som more Gospels of John the Pastafarian! Thank you!
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Postby Pastafarianist on Tue May 02, 2006 10:10 pm

Female Mud Wrestling- The Excess Strippers from the factory have to do something. :D
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Postby SingaporeSpaghetti on Wed May 17, 2006 4:36 am

I'm sure he supports Bristol Rovers (nicknamed The Pirates).

There's a bar in Manila, Philippines called the Hobbit House, where you can toss midgets. All the staff are midgets - I bumped into one accidentally on my way in and said "sorry son" thinking it to be a kid and got this evil stare in return.

Quarters, we call it "chandeliers" - bounding coins of the table and getting them into glasses. Do it three times in a row and you get to make up a rule.

However, I think the FSM plays rugby, he's the entire front row.
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Wed May 17, 2006 11:22 am

SingaporeSpaghetti wrote:There's a bar in Manila, Philippines called the Hobbit House, where you can toss midgets. All the staff are midgets - I bumped into one accidentally on my way in and said "sorry son" thinking it to be a kid and got this evil stare in return.


Heh, Darren996 and I were talking about the Hobbit House a few days ago. I don't think you're supposed to toss the staff, though. Nice place to see some live music, even if the price of beer is ridiculous by local standards.
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