I have a friend, who is a friend of a friend of David Tennant. The Loose Canon read by Doctor Who sounds good to me. Any other suggestions? I reckon Sir Ian McKellern would have more than a little sympathy for the cause of Pastafarianism, and he doesn't need the money - he might do a freebie. Might even get Patrick Stewart to help...
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