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Postby boghog » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:49 am

St_JtB wrote:I don't believe the 'gnostic' brand fits, due to the deliberate contradiction in my logic. But hey - find me a box & I'll make sure it doesn't fit.

Plus, the term "gnostic" is already taken:

Wikipedia a religious context, to be 'Gnostic' should be understood as being reliant not on knowledge in a general sense, but as being specially receptive to mystical or esoteric experiences of direct participation with the divine. Indeed, in most Gnostic systems the sufficient cause of salvation is this 'knowledge of' ('acquaintance with') the divine.

Does that make me an a-agnostic, and, according to my previous statement wouldn't that make me an a-a-agnostic as well.

You could just use an infinite number of 'a's at the beginning, then attach "gnostic" at the end. Since infinity has as much claim to being even as it does to being odd, you've covered both bases.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:16 am

Sir Francis Drake wrote:How about AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGnostic?

I like it!!!

Does that mean people who subscribe to pirate-based theology could be known as AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGtheists?

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Postby Fredrick2003 » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:05 am

lol, nice...

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