Oh...My...Flying Spaghetti Monster!
There are Pasatafarians who speak Esparanto!!
You are the most amazing people ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you fer real? Well, it was bound to happen. Hey, if I had time to burn, I would learn Esparanto. I just, don't. Such is the life of an aspiring politician.
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."