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Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers

Postby RamendNoodleson on Sat May 19, 2012 7:57 pm

Hi all

I recently recorded a discussion between several Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq6SDMxoZ_g
Please excuse their lack of knowledge of Pastafarian doctrine; being home schooled, I guess they are barely literate.

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Re: Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue May 22, 2012 4:30 pm

Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh! Intelligent Falling is the true science. We all know that He holds us down with His Noodly Appendages, and as there are so many humans in the world today, this is why we are getting taller, as He can't push as hard. This is also related to the size of midgets, as He loves them more than anyone else. Them and strippers. But then I know you knew that already.

Oh, and :welcome: to Venganza, RamendNoodleson. :haha:
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Re: Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers

Postby RamendNoodleson on Thu May 24, 2012 2:34 am

> by Roland Deschain on Tue May 22, 2012 4:30 pm

> Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh! Intelligent Falling is the true science. We all know that He holds us down with His Noodly Appendages, and as there are so many humans in the world today, this is why we are getting taller, as He can't push as hard. This is also related to the size of midgets, as He loves them more than anyone else. Them and strippers. But then I know you knew that already.

Thanks for the reminders :)

My current theory is that the poor woman thought that by blaspheming under her breath, His Noodliness would temporarily stop pushing her down. Not to be!
I'll have to do some more lurking ;)

> Oh, and welcome to Venganza, RamendNoodleson.

It's great to be here.

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Re: Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers

Postby peacefulsongs on Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:40 am

RamendNoodleson wrote:Hi all

I recently recorded a discussion between several Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq6SDMxoZ_g
Please excuse their lack of knowledge of Pastafarian doctrine; being home schooled, I guess they are barely literate.

Chow,
Ramend :evilgrin:


here is a pastafarian son i found

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjI2RO97g3k
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Re: Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers

Postby peacefulsongs on Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:28 pm

We stand up tall
Lift high to sing
But some be short
Extra touching
Gravity
It is a farce.
We know he's real.
He's in our hearts.

Some say our way
It is a joke.
And to them
We do say, "Nope"
How can we laugh
of spaghetti?
Humor and tol-
erance is key.

We do like peace
Just like a dove.
No one's been killed
By noodley love.
Tolerance strong
Our morals weak.
Paradox
Noodles need heat.

We do uphold
An open mind
And seek for times
To be kind.
We don't want truth
Ever be missed.
It's possible
He don't exist.
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Re: Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:32 pm

There is a sadly neglected poetry thread over in Pirates. I think you might be just the blaggard to rejuvenate it...
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Re: Fundamentalist Pastafarian Gravity Deniers

Postby peacefulsongs on Sun Nov 17, 2013 8:27 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:There is a sadly neglected poetry thread over in Pirates. I think you might be just the blaggard to rejuvenate it...


It seems that everybody has forgotten of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Have we left him or has he left us?
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