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Postby amadden on Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:35 am

Does anybody think that Pirate Metal bands like Alestorm might be considered pastafarian. I listen to the music of bands such as Alestorm frequently and can't help but notice how well itfits in with our beliefs.
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Re: Alestorm

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:32 pm

:worship: :fsm_rock:

Know anyother bands like 'em?
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Re: Alestorm

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:06 am

It is pretty good pirate music; so good it distracts me from the work :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Alestorm

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:34 am

I dunno bout Alestorm... The lead singer really sounds like a pirate, but then pirates aren't really good singers.
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