Hymn to the FSM (in Dutch)

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Hymn to the FSM (in Dutch)

Postby Yaerav on Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:55 am

Not sure if this is really appropriate (well, if not, it'll probably be removed shortly), but simply as a heads-up to all Dutch Pastafarians and to show how much this really is an international religion. Translation included (since Google Translate makes a total mess of it), with the sidenote that, in Dutch, this makes good poetry, whereas in English... well, I guess I am an ok "dichter" but a horrible "poet" :blush:

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***Ik Prijs in Vreugde Zijn Noedeligheid***

O Heer van Pasta, hoor mij aan!
Ik pleng van vreugde menig traan
hoop lofprijs tot een berg.

Goedertieren en spontaan
Zo schiep U ons een biervulkaan
Ja, evenals een dwerg!

Het leven valt ons somtijds zwaar
dan houden wij -want wij zijn raar-
van bidden met z'n allen.

Alleen, "tot wie dan" denk ik, maar
Als ik naar bolognese staar
wordt mij onthuld: Gij heeft voorwaar
de allergrootste ballen!

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And the crummy translation:

***In Joy, I praise His Noodlyness***

O Lord of Pasta, hear me!
I shed many a tear of joy
heap worship onto a mountain

Mercifully and spontaneous
you created us a beer volcano
Yes, and a dwarf, too!

Sometimes life seems hard to us
and then we like -since we are strange-
to gather round and pray

But then, "to whom", I think, but
When I stare at bolognese
It is revealed to me: Forsooth, thou hast
the biggest balls of all!
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Re: Hymn to the FSM (in Dutch)

Postby Ubi Dubium on Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:13 am

:haha: :drinking: :haha: :drinking: :haha:

Very nice. A toast to the Dutch!

Now, what tune can this be sung to?
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

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Re: Hymn to the FSM (in Dutch)

Postby Iamtoo on Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:03 pm

Could be just because it's in dutch, but it brings up associations with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hon6rSejsFE
Maybe you can make the melody work.
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Re: Hymn to the FSM (in Dutch)

Postby KC Observer on Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:27 pm

"Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch. Okay perv boy?"
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Re: Hymn to the FSM (in Dutch)

Postby Iamtoo on Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:37 pm

Fine, thanks
Warn qwerty
he's a fucking troll pretending to care by patternsearching for skin
I'm naked
I need my real skin
Help me by stopping stupid fucks like him
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Re: Hymn to the FSM (in Dutch)

Postby Warlord of Elephants on Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:34 pm

This is your last warning Iamtoo. Your clock is ticking. Check your PMs and take the appropriate action or your posting privileges will be removed. John H.
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Re: Hymn to the FSM (in Dutch)

Postby flatlikeaflea on Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:52 am

Warlord of Elephants wrote:This is your last warning Iamtoo. Your clock is ticking. Check your PMs and take the appropriate action or your posting privileges will be removed. John H.


Dear mister(s) elephant(s),
Whatever is wrong with the Dutch please blaim it on Geert Wilders. He thinks he's right. Me thinks oi wrong. Oi ain't iamtoo. Oi'm sirry fer p'ing under the influence.

Please forgive

Oi anti pasta/iamtoo

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