Spaghetti-Filking Pink Floyd's "The Wall"

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

The WHOLE frickin' album!

In the Flesh?
The Thin Ice
Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 1
The Happiest Days of Our Lives
Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2
Mother
Goodbye Blue Sky
Empty Spaces
Young Lust
One of My Turns
Don't Leave Me Now
Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 3
Goodbye Cruel World
Hey You
Is There Anybody Out There?
Nobody Home
Vera
Bring the Boys Back Home
Comfortably Numb
The Show Must Go On
In the Flesh
Run Like Hell
Waiting for the Worms
Stop
The Trial
Outside the Wall

[Tansy the Terrible]

Yeeeee-ha! O boy O boy O boy O boy....

I'm gonna have a crack at Mother.
"Mother are you going to make meatballs....."
*cackle*

[Dr. Otis Lansa]

We need a replacement for "the wall". It's ubiquitous, and significant. I don't know if Meatballs will cut it in all instances (works good in Mother, though). I'll tackle titles later, but here's a teaser (needs work and suggestions).

Part 1:

Bobby's sailed across the ocean
Leaving just a memory
The Gospel and the Open Letter
Bobby, what else did you leave for me?
Bobby, what'd'ja leave behind for me?!?
All in all it was just a _____________
All in all it was all ________________

The Happiest Days of Our Lives:

When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who'd
Indoctrinate us any way they could

By forcing the Creation
Into everything we did
Injecting God and Jesus
No matter the religion of the kid

But in the town, it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives.

-Was thinking about rearranging that last bit to have the teachers thrashing their wives and children; any other suggestions?

Part 2:

We've got ID education
We've got right-wing thought control
Creation 'science' in the classroom
Preachers, leave them kids alone

Hey... Preachers!
Leave them kids alone!




Oh, and while you're filking Drunk on this Rum, try to fit in:

When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse
Of Spaghetti in the sky

[NeferKa]

“All in all it was just a spicy meatball?â€￾
“All in all you’re just another midget that’s tall?â€￾

Sorry, I’m no good at this. I’ll ask my husband, who loves Pink Floyd, and I’ll see if he can think of something clever.

Maybe for Part II you can add, “All in all you’re just another child left behind!â€￾

“If you don't eat your sauce, you can't have any pasta, how can you have any pasta if you don't eat your sauce!â€￾

[PirateKingOfTheGoldCoast]

Hello?
Is the noodle really out there?
Just reach out if you can hear me.
Or am I just alone?
Come on, now
I feel your appendage now.
That did ease the pain,
Got me up and breaking bread.

Pirates.
I saw the information first
It’s just a basic fact,
They improve the way the world works.
There is some pain, they are receding
There distant ship’s move on the horizon
They disappeared into the waves.
The appendage moves and I know what he’s sayin’
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hand felt just like some ragu.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I could explain, but you would not understand.
This is just who I am.
I have become a Pastafarian

Ok.
Just a little noodle filk
There’ll be no more ..Whaaaaaaa!
But you may see a little midget.
Will you stand up.
I do believe the factory is good.
That will keep us going with the flow.
He says it’s time go.
There is no pain, why can’t you see it
A distant Mont blows’ beer on the horizon.
The Strippers are come in waves.
There lips move, but I don’t care what there sayin’
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look and it was gone.
I cannot put the noddles down.
The Faith has grown, and we all know.
I have become Pastafarian

[Tansy the Terrible]

Oh! Pirate King! High five! <happy dance>
Niiiiiice....

Look; yummy! There's a pasta god up in the sky.

Did did did did you get the buttered buns?
Did did did did you put in basil balm?

Fusilli or sichuan,
just please not overdone.

Did you ever wonder why ID ideas smelter
when the science of a brave new world
unfurled a Pirate's black patched eye? (Aye?

Did did did did you cook for more than one?
Did did did did you make enough for Mom?

The garlic's all long gone,
but the smell lingers on.

Good pie, beer's dry.
Good pie, beer's dry; supply.

[PirateKingOfTheGoldCoast]

Thanks Tansy.

I looked at Vera. That one is gonna be hard.

I'll keep working. Any requests?

[unsmoothcriminal]

i'm-a workin on a run like hell parody...

fly like hell

fly fly fly fly
fly fly fly fly

you better fly set your place mat
high up in the sky
with your specail guest china
and pirates disguise
with an empty stomach
and a hungry heart
serving bread when it's rising
and some wine for a start
He turns your nerves to butter
as the pasta starts to sputter
and noodles on the other
side of the stove
you better fly!


(almost done with the second verse... i just have too many ideas to chose one way to go with it tonight... haha)