"On Top of Spaghetti"

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"On Top of Spaghetti"

Postby exanglo on Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:38 am

The other day I remembered this song, and had to share it with you. It's to the tune of 'On top of Old Smokey' which some of you might know. Anyway, I only remembered two verses, so I looked it up on Google - this page came up. I think you can download it as a song at the bottom. :D Anyway, here's the whole song:

On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.

Here's the page I got it from:

Hail Him and His Noodly Apendage, for He created all, beginning with a mountain, a tree, and a midgit.

Why are pirates pirates?
Because they Arr!
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Postby anthrobabe on Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:50 am

:fsm_float: I remember it now. We used to sing it---

see even then His Holiness was speaking to me.
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Re: "On Top of Spaghetti"

Postby Namowal Namowal on Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:53 pm

On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

Is it blasphemy to sneeze on a meatball?
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:55 pm


I'm not going to say a word.
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Postby KC Observer on Fri May 16, 2008 8:42 am

I'm sure that the sneeze just shook the table and the meatball rolled off as a result. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: "On Top of Spaghetti"

Postby KahnArtist on Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:41 pm

you messed the last verse:

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Pray hard to your meatball, :worship:
And act piratey :fsm_yarr: .
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Re: "On Top of Spaghetti"

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:54 am

Hubby was just asking whether this was a Pastafarian hymn, so I look it up - and, lo and behold, here it is!

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