Songs of the FSM/Pirate Hyms

Songs of the FSM. Praise, Adoration and Pirate Sea Chanteys. Express your musical and/or poetic talent.

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Postby Grim Squeaker on Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:06 am

LazyTown - You Are a Pirate
Linkie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU

[Robbie Rotten]
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate! [ALL]
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

[Robbie Rotten]
You are a pirate.

[ALL]
Yeah!

[Robbie Rotten (ALL)]
We got us a map (A MAP!)
to lead us to a hidden box
that's all locked up with locks (WITH LOCKS!)
and buried deep away
We'll dig up the box (THE BOX!)
We know it's full of precious booty
Burst open the locks

[ALL]
And then we say hooray!

[Stephanie]
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
If you love to sail the sea
You are a pirate

[Robbie Rotten]
Weigh anchor!

[ALL]
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr ahoy and avast
Dig a deep (?) and you're digging too fast

[Robbie Rotten]
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!

[ALL]
You are a pirate!

[Robbie Rotten]
(laughs)

[ALL]
Yay!

[Robbie Rotten (ALL)]
We're sailing away (SET SAIL!)
Adventure waits on every shore
We set sail and explore (YARR HAR!)
and run and jump all day (YEAH!)
We float in our boat (THE BOAT!)
until it's time to drop the anchor
Then hang up our coats (AYE AYE!)
Until we sail again!

[Stephanie]
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
If you love to sail the sea
You are a pirate

(record scratch)

[Robbie Rotten]
Land ho!

[ALL]
Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

[Robbie Rotten]
Yarr har! Wind at your back lads wherever you go!

[ALL]
Blue sky above and blue ocean below
You are a pirate!

[Robbie Rotten]
(laughs)
You are a pirate!
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Postby Grim Squeaker on Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:28 am

Ef Es Em. Ef Es Em
Does whatever an FSM does.
Does he swing - on a noodle ?
No he can't - he's too big
Look out ! He is an Ef ES Em ;)
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Postby Clifford on Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:19 pm

Pi-pi-Pirates. Pirates. Ah. Pi-pi-Pirates. :fsm_yarr:

I can read about it -
From the Church website
I'll do fine with it
Here's one you don't compromise.
Lies come hard in disguise,
We need to fight it out,
Pot wild about it.
Lay your seedy judgements.
Who says they're part of our lives?

We don't need the money;
We live to witness.
He won't leave you lonely.
Don't monkey with His business.
They pay the prophets to justify your reasons.
I heard your promise, but I don't believe it.

That's why I've done it again. Pi-pi-Pirates.

Theists will keep the secrets
So long as God makes a noise.
They run science to break up.
Something they'll never destroy.
Grand Pirate slam (bam).
And who really gives a damn for a flaky ninja?
Don't ask me to bleed about it;
I need this pasta to survive.

[CHORUS]

That's why I've done it again. Pi-pi-Pirates.

[CHORUS]

That's why I've done it again. Pi. Pi.
That's why I've done it again. Pi-pi-Pirates.
That's why I've done it again. Pi-pi-Pirates.
Pi-pi-Pirates. Yeah.
That's why I've done it again. Pi-pi-Pirates.
Pi-pi-Pirates. Yeah.
That's why I've done it again. Pi-pi-Pirates.
Pi-pi-Pirates.
:fsm_yarr:
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new hymn

Postby devoted on Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:09 pm

:pirate_fish:

(Sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer:)

Flying Spaghetti Monster
Has some really tasty sauce
And if you ever saw Him
You would know that He’s the Boss!

All of the other Deities
Used to laugh and call Him names!
They’d never give Him credit;
They just give Him all the blames.

Then some bibley school board said
I.D. should be taught....
F.S.M. said “Teach me, too!â€￾
Why teach one? Just make it two.

Some of the school boards backed off
We can’t really teach THAT stuff.
Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Belief in You is not so tough!

.....can I have an amen, brothers?.....
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Re: Songs of the FSM/Pirate Hyms

Postby lari on Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:34 pm

I started to think Freddie Mercury was Pastafarian before I paid atention to these lyrics:

Seven Seas of Rhye

Fear me you lords and lady preachers
I descend upon your Earth from the skies
I command your very souls you unbelievers
Bring before me what is mine
The seven seas of Rhye

Can you hear me you peers and privy counsellors
I stand before you naked to the eyes
I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust
I swear that you'll be mine
The seven seas of Rhye

Sister - I live and lie for you
Mister - do and I'll die
You are mine I possess you
I belong to you forever-ever-ever-aah

Storm the master-marathon I'll fly through
By flash and thunder-fire and
I'll survive - I'll survive - I'll survive
I'll survive - I'll survive - I'll survive
Then I'll defy the laws of nature and come out alive
Then I'll get you
Be gone with you - you shod and shady senators
Give out the good, leave out the bad evil cries
I challenge the mighty Titan and his troubadours
And with a smile
I'll take you to the seven seas of Rhye
- oh I do like to be beside the seaside
- oh I do like to be beside the sea
- where the brass band plays - tiddly om pom pom
- oh I do like to be beside the seaside
- oh I do like to be beside the sea
Brazilian Pastafarian :D
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