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Heaven is a Stripclub by Iron Roger Vane
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can drink
’(H-h-heaven is Ibiza)
'Cos right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without a theist on my back!
Now the FSM would be a DJ
Spinnin’ sauce all night long
And He would be just kickin’
Back with Pirates packing my (bong)
And if you don’t believe in Pirates
Then Noodles or Pasta too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can strip
(H-h-heaven is a stripclub)
'Cos right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without polytheists up my ass!
Now when most people think of pasta
They see those twisty threads
But I looked a little closer
And there’s a guy who said
"Get pissed on Fridays"
So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a rave
And every one you know is welcome
'Cos we got a Pirate Mexican Wave!
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can drink
'Cos right now on earth I can’t do shit
Without the FSM with it
Then I got to the shop
Pulled out a list that I’d been callin’ 'gredients
I’m sorry friend you can’t come in
You got a list here that doesn’t end
You’re mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachin’ any classes in how to cope
I’ll find a place to rest my head
I’d rather be alone now that I’m dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in ‘87
We’ll be bustin’ pasta airs until we get to Heaven
Think I really care that I missed pastology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I’m gonna twist out like Cpt. Blackbeard
Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
H-h-heaven is a stripclub!
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can strip
(H-h-heaven is a stripclub)
'Cos right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the theists on my back
(H-h-heaven is a stripclub)
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can strip
(H-h-heaven is a stripclub)
'Cos right now on Earth I can’t do shit
Without the FSM with it
If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in Heaven I can drink
(H-h-heaven is Ibiza)
'Cause right now on Earth I cant do jack
('Cos right now on Earth I can’t do jack)
Without a theist on my back
Method air Pirate air
I don’t care no
I don’t care
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can strip
(H-h-heaven is a stripclub)
'Cos right now on Earth I can’t do jack
Without polytheists up my ass!
This is truly amazing.
