A FSM Hymn

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A FSM Hymn

Postby larisa0001 on Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:05 pm

I actually have a 4-part-harmony arrangement of this one, but I haven't done the music typesetting for it yet (I'm a composer, and while I haven't done much choral composition, I have always wanted to...) Here are the words (I'll post the music when I'm done typesetting it...):

* * *
Are you touched by His Noodly Appendage,
Have you gazed at His Meatbally Face?
You'll get saved by our Spaghetti Savior
At any Italian place.

Come, o Pirates,
Come, o Pirates,
Come, o Pirates,
Worship our Noodly Lord.

Are you touched by His Noodly Appendage,
Have you seen the Spaghetti On High?
If you worship His Noodliness with us,
You'll get fountains of beer when you die.

Come, o Pirates,
Come, o Pirates,
Come, o Pirates,
Worship our Noodly Lord.

Are you touched by His Noodly Appendage?
To His warmth, to His love, do we sing;
So just put on your eyepatch and join us
In bowing to our noodly King!

Come, o Pirates,
Come, o Pirates,
Come, o Pirates,
Worship our Noodly Lord.

Ra---men.

* * *
The FSM must be inspiring my creativity with His Noodly Appendage - I actually came up with another FSM hymn on the following day, this one for solo soprano with piano accompaniment. I may actually unchicken myself enough to sing it into a tape recorder and post it here.

Apropos of nothing, has anyone ever composed a FSM Mass? (a Mass of Spaghetti?) I am having lots of fun visualizing some grand choral work, accompanied by a full orchestra - along the lines of Mozart's C-minor Mass. Surely the FSM needs a Mass?

Yours in Pastafarianism,

Larisa
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Postby ChowMein on Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:18 pm

Huzzah ! Larisa , I loike the looks of your composishun !
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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