Obey Your Noodly Master

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Obey Your Noodly Master

Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:31 pm

(to be sung to the music of Blue Suede Shoes)

Well, its one for the meatballs,
Two for the sauce,
Three to call Bobby,
Now get epic lols.

But please, obey your noodly master, hun.
You can do anything but obey your noodly master, hun.

Well, you can scarifice goats,
And worship Thor,
Say: ’I wanna do it
when I’m on all fours.’

Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Obey your noodly master, hun.
Please, obey your noodly master, hun.
You can do anything but obey your noodly master, hun.

You can yank my appendage,
Burn my likeness,
Refuse drinking beer
When you know it’s priceless.

Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Please, please, obey your noodly master

Please, obey your noodly master, hun.
You can do anything but obey your noodly master, hun.
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