PRAYERS UNTO HIM

[Swatopluk]

I like it old-fashioned (although the lady seems still to be alive).

[dkg]

well..to quote a dear friend:

"Shut Up and Eat"

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[Swatopluk]

Update
Very Lynn is still alive but does not sing anymore (even while sitting on the White Cliffs of Dover).

[Spaghetti Junction]

Praise be unto you, O Noodliest of monsters,
For your Holy Meal tastes good with a little cheese.

[Tempest]

Ooh, I thought about a "Rosemary" way at the beginning of this thread! it just begs to be made. I mean, c'mon. They say that children have an instinctual feel for divinity, and how many little 'uns have given their mothers Rosemaries? Those sacred little necklaces made out of pasta?

I'm thinking macaroni would make good beads...

[Alpaca]

10 hail Rosemaries and you're absolved.

[Sasuman]

Oh noodly one,
your chetter is sweet and your sauce delicious,
but your sphigetti and meat balls incredible.
Let your will be done.
Exalt those who believe you and take your seriously,
but woe to those who reject your name.
Please be merciful even to who do not believe for they are good people,
though they are ignorant.
Enlighten me and give me strength to confront your people, for there faith must be taken to the next level.
Their paths must be straightent for the 20 noodles of holiness have not yet been cut, for only one has been cut, but the faith is weak.
Help me teach them that the 20 noodles of holiness may be cut so that your Kindgom may come.
You know, great one, that these people still eat unholy chese, for Chris failed his misson, yet in your great mercy you let it go. But when your Kindgom comes I know your chese will be purified. So continue to be merciful to the people. Oh that day will be great when the great strippers of heaven piss on the holy chese and we eat it. Your will for the food of you, the holy one will finally be fulfilled. So let your will be done on earth as it is in heaven.

In your name, Ramen

[Platypus Enthusiast]

It's been a while since the last post and the Second Council of Olive Garden would like to bring this thread back to everyone's attention in order to collect more delicious scripture for the Loose Canon. So please keep writing Prayers in order to please our Noodly Master.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

ummm .... i wanna nu cutlus an' et nay be ove cardbord an i wanna sum boots lik tha big pirits 'ave an i wanna pistol thet dunt fire peesez ove potatows , fank ye .

yer nefyoo

[hisnoodlyappendage9]

hamanananamanaman

[benv]

My Prayer, which i originally posted here: http://www.flashdoom.net/?q=node/24

His Noodlyness' Prayer:
Our Pasta, who art in lasagne,
Farfalle be thy name.
Thy noodles come,
Thy sauce be done,
On Earth as it is with parmesan.
Give us this day our daily pasta,
As we give to those who cook with us.
And lead us into macaroni,
And deliver our ravioli,
For thine is the saucepan,
And the water, and the cooker,
For ever and ever.
RAmen

[NoodlyAppendage]

O Lord of Noodliest Noodles,

Please bless us on this holiest of holy days; Friday.
On this day, which we devote to You,
May our noodles never go soft.
My all of your loyal followers be touched by Your noodly appendage,
And may our grog ever be cool and drinkable in Thy name.
RAmen.

[Platypus Enthusiast]

O Lord of Noodliest Noodles,

Please bless us on this holiest of holy days; Friday.
On this day, which we devote to You,
May our noodles never go soft.
My all of your loyal followers be touched by Your noodly appendage,
And may our grog ever be cool and drinkable in Thy name.
RAmen.

very sweet dude