A prayer for the new born

[shagy]

does we have any prayer for a new born?
as i my first son been borned last month i wanted to say a prayer for him in the next gathering of our family and friends.

[Cardinal Fang]

How about:

Our Carbohydrate-based Lord

Touch <insert sprog's name> with your noodly appendage and bless him/her/it.

rAmen

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

Perhaps throw in a bit of vain hope:

"May this child never grow throughout his/her/its entire life. Ramen!"

[shagy]

sounds good, need to tranlate it to hebrew for the ceremony :)