Jesus reveled FSM

[Donatello van Dijck]

I am a new brazilian pirate. Great FSM touched me with His blessed nodle and give knowleding. Thats revelation show me a obscourily truth: Jesus was a pirate prophet.

When he said "I am the bread of life" it means a point of faith and true: both pasta and bread are made with wheath. But bread is a ordinary snack. Pasta , the other way about, is a sumptuous dinner. Jesus meant he was a mere messenger sent by Great Jah Pastafari, our lord.

Ramen!

[Andrey Kurtenkov]

However Jesus has always preferred wine to beer – he made during his first miracle at the wedding in Cana of Galilee six firkins (≈ 250 litres) tiptop wine and finally he chose wine to represent his blood.
I think he was only instructor of fishing circle.

[Donatello van Dijck]

Well, well! Jesus knew a little part of the true, he did not know about beer volcanos because he was teached by FSM only in the inicial truths (was not yet the time). Himself claimed that, when imagined himself as a simple bread. Sometimes bread come to take part in banquet, but in canap form, only to open the dinner. After it be retired from the table come a lot of dishes much more importants. The most important of those plates is our Lord: Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I believe, so I know : that's most certainly true!!!
Que o macarrãozão voador à bolonhesa abençoe a todos!!!! (FSM bless you, in portuguese )

[Angel-Hair Archmage]

As posted before Jesus was not the Messiah of of the Noodleness, someone else who could properly turn water into pasta will be out savior,(probably Jon Cheadle.)