Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?

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Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?

Postby mrs*fly on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:38 pm

Please advise a new convert on the ethics of consuming pasta.
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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?

Postby Cardinal Fang on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:50 pm

Pasta is just pasta.

FSM-ism has no doctrine of transubstantiation.

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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?

Postby piratedan on Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:24 am

The FSM wants us to be happy. There is no better way to be happy than eating pasta (except of course, eating pasta with beer and strippers on a Pirate ship...... arrrgg).
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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?

Postby Clifford on Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:52 am

forget not the grog my son
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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:32 pm

Pasta is a blessing from our Noodly Lord (pesto be upon him) and should be consumed as much as possible, especially on the High Holy Day. (Friday). Any kind of noodle, any variety of sauce, any kind of meatball (even the veggie ones), all are worthy of overindulgence.

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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?

Postby anickels on Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:34 pm

Yeah, this would be the same as saying that cows are made up of flesh, and so are humans, so eating a burger would be cannibalism.
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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:58 pm

If the burger is being prepared with some kind of tomato products then there is no problem because the ketchup is symbolizing His Almighty Mantle. :fsm:
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Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
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Re: Is eating pasta a sacrement or sacralige?

Postby Angel-Hair Archmage on Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:21 am

The FSM doesn't really consider eating pasta a sacrilage, because
1. he is the only one of his kinda and may not care for the less advanced edible pasta
2. his Noodlely Appendages may be actually disposible limbs that he can grow, (like hair or nails.)

All of these are assumptions, don't take them as facts, but FSM may change this post to make it not a fact that is not unestablished.
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