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HOW JESUS GOT HERE

Postby joybaby08 on Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:52 am

i think that the great FSM stuck one of his noodles in mary, squirted some sauce, and that is how jesus came about. there is no man or sperm that made him.just spaghetti and sauce. :evilgrin:
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Re: HOW JESUS GOT HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:06 am

Im not sure that's helpful.

However... isn't that prize of 1000 packets of ramen till open?

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Re: HOW JESUS GOT HERE

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:08 pm

joybaby08 wrote:...squirted some sauce...
It had to be very special sexy sauce that makes us totally unable to control our great love to the FSM.
En mateno de hela ero, per la forĉo de espero, venas viglaj pastafaroj, vere fluganta gefratoj.
Ah, vi flugu, Nia Monstro! Vin observas milionoj serĉiantaj vermiĉeloj, per espero kaj per amo.
Kaj la bona pastafaro post la malfermita pordo, trovos la eternan vivon en pastafara paradizo!
Pastafarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!
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