exciting appearence

[sweetsalty]

Last eve at 21:32 in the outskirts of Munich, Germany, I had an exciting experience:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me.
Thrills run to my neck – but at least I kept my balance and approached to this magic Thing step by step.
At least I could touch it with my tongue cautious.
It tasted a little bit salty but a kind of sweet also.
As a former Catholic I never liked the holy communion so much - no taste and no seasoning.
And suddenly I understood.
In the past I always wondered, why so many Italian Snack Bars and Restaurants launched in our Region.
And do you know or remember the Traffic Song: Shanghai Noodle Factory.
Now I know, all this is a sign and the holy plan of the FSM.
But I really have a serious problem.
My wife is a vegetarian. And she denies to believe in this wonderful new reality.
Please can you help me?
Holy Noodle and Holy Balls
Yours truly, Rupert

[sweetsalty]

Auntie Dee Dee,

Your words are so inspired and so wise – so I supposed you to be a secret priestess of the global FSM movement.
I feel somelike shamefaced to express the truth about the problem with my wife, but I believe in your wisdom as a female, who knows, that the sky is blue – like Big Ella did.
The real problem is, my vegetarian wife feels unable to believe in a holy being with meat-balls in its shape.
Surely you realize the very question:
is It a He or a She.

Waiting for your holy advice
Parmesanctus

sweetsalty