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Postby amenabletopasta » Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:42 am

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:All should take care that their personal predelictions NOT be given the weight of sanctioned Statements of His Noodly Deliciousness, that they are not edited or deleted, capisce?? (Oracle, schmoracle, got it?)


Me last post don't be expressin' a preference (Oi'm one for wenches) so 'opefully Oi'll escape the editin'/deletin' noodle...
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Re: concerning sex

Postby amenabletopasta » Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:43 am

Sylvie369 wrote:
amenabletopasta wrote:If this be the case, is FSM the first religion to actively encourage man-on-man action (as there'd be more noodley appendages involved)?


No, Catholicism beat it to the punch.


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Re: concerning sex

Postby T » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:39 am

Sylvie369 wrote:
amenabletopasta wrote:If this be the case, is FSM the first religion to actively encourage man-on-man action (as there'd be more noodley appendages involved)?


No, Catholicism beat it to the punch.


And, Catholicism got beaten by Ancient Greece.
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Postby Cerberus » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:21 am

Oh definately. They in turn adapted an even older religion into worship of Dionysus. So orgies and sex IN religion have been around for way way longer than a lot of people give credit.
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Postby Sylvie369 » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:46 am

Cerberus wrote:Oh definately. They in turn adapted an even older religion into worship of Dionysus. So orgies and sex IN religion have been around for way way longer than a lot of people give credit.


So the real "traditional values" don't look much like the fake ones that the Louis Sheldons of the world are promoting, huh?
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