Qustion: Playing with noodles (oral) a sacrilege

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Re: Qustion: Playing with noodles (oral) a sacrilege

Postby amenabletopasta » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:16 pm

Pirate of Carbonara wrote:Last night my girlfriend was playing with my noodle, also oral.
Is it a sacrilege or is it allowed? I dont know what i can do?
Whats about the carbonara - dressing? Is it holy or can i wipe it of?

T'is me opinion that He be pleased by Farfallatio, as well as Cannellonilingus.
Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always noodles in the air :fsm:

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