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Meatball or Falafel?

Poll ended at Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:54 am

Meatball
27
82%
Falafel
6
18%
 
Total votes : 33

Duh...

Postby Brother Jakob on Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:15 am

....but not awake enough to login... :oops:

I wish I could edit the poll to include some more options... admin?
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Postby Benedict on Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:04 am

I think the brown orbs are different things to different people, the Great One is not bound by a single physical form, but can take many flavours to best reward (or punish, maybe they can be coconuts, more people are killed by falling coconuts than are killed by sharks, so coconuts are pretty dangerous) his followers.
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Postby Brother Jakob on Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:00 am

Benedict wrote:...more people are killed by falling coconuts than are killed by sharks...


Wow, I didn't know that! You wouldn't happen to have any statistics to support that claim by any chance?
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Postby KC Observer on Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:24 pm

Fear not, All meatballs are holy in FSM's sight.
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Postby Brother Jakob on Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:10 pm

SisterPrego’nspeaktheword wrote:I agree. Personally, I think they look like tofu balls.

Faith, like sauce, can change depending on who's cooking it up.


Ramen, Sister!
...and you're sure they're not kiwis?
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Postby mj on Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:41 pm

okay, so tofuballs are okay?
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Postby T on Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:30 am

Ahh yes, the delights of processed food. Hydrolyzed Vegetable Protein, yum yum.


Actually, it is highly likely that the Holy FSM has no problem with these processed foods. Most meatballs would undoubtably contain HVP and other additives, therefore he's voting that they're okay.
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Postby Brother Jakob on Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:25 am

T wrote:...Most meatballs...


Meatballs???
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Postby Brother Jakob on Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:51 pm

Anonymous wrote:1) He is made of spaghetti
2) Only meatballs are served with spaghetti
3) Therefore God must exist

1) If it were tofu or falfala
2) He would not be made of spahetti
3) Therefore God must exit


Uhm, I think You're in the wrong thread here... You should probably move over to 'serious discussion'.
BTW:
Do you mean falafel or farfale???

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Critical Update!!!

Postby Brother Jakob on Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:45 am

Attention Spaghettiists:

Evidence has been mounting that the brownish orbs are not at all directly related to the Spaghetti but are actually THE DESSERT !!! :shock:

Yes my sisters and brothers, FSM is showing itself to be THE truely wholistic, all encompassing belief. Alpha / Omega, Yin / Yang, Main Dish / Dessert! Check out this image and you will see...

Love and carbohydrates to Y'all
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