Thomas Jefferson was a Pastafarian

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Thomas Jefferson was a Pastafarian

Postby Pirate Priest on Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:32 pm

I have here evidence that THE Thomas Jefferson was infact a Pastafarian. Here are his plans for building a pasta machine. This is not a fake picture, nor a photoshopped one. It was actually written by Thomas Jefferson, feel free to research.
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DAMN YOU NOAH, DAMN YOU TO THE ICEY PITS OF ANTARCTICA
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