i want convert but....

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i want convert but....

Postby kaylie26 » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:31 pm

what do i need to do to convert and what are the rules customs etc

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:33 pm

well, before you yourself start converting, make sure you know some customs of the forum. like, say, not simply posting "jhgjhgrhgj", or posting in the "post here first" thread like the FAQ and Rules tell you to.

EDIT: sorry, I'm being too harsh... I swa your jhgjhgrhgj post and immidiately thought you were a spammer or troll, and you hadn't posted in 'post here first', so I was kind of mean. I'm sorry, Dr Otis Lansa told me you had PM'd him and that he thought you were good-natured, if perhaps a little shy.

again, I apoliagize if I was too rough, but do please post here first, and introduce yourself.

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Postby anthrobabe » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:11 pm

it's the teeth
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

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Postby I Just Like Pirates » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:30 am

it says in the propaganda section of the gospel how to go about converting people and all the different types of converts and the best ways to convert them
I'm just in it for the pirate garb.

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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:41 am

This is a case of personal conversion... which doesn't really require a formal ceremony, but one suggestion is the pasta sauce or rum (for those of legal age) baptism... courtesy of In The Puddle!

http://inthepuddle.com/index.php?cid=104 (keep reading on...)

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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:50 pm

The most informal way to convert is simply to dedicate yourself to the cause, announce yourself in the Converts thread, and enjoy a nice, happy meal of spaghetti.
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

Dona Nobis Pasta

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