FSM 3:16

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FSM 3:16

Postby kwintestal on Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:39 pm

For the FSM so loved the world, that he sent pasta with meat and marinara sauce to be eaten, so man would not parish but would be completely nourished and live.

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Postby BlackFridayxRule on Wed May 02, 2007 12:13 pm

so basically the fsm wants us to eat him?

i think its more a thing of when we eat pasta, it is not the sort of pasta the fsm is made out of, his form of pasta is so perfect that if we ate it we would die because our oragans would implode.

so instead he created a lesser form of pasta so would could in a sense live with him inside of us, much like a parallel to the catholic communion.
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Postby Baggy on Wed May 02, 2007 4:15 pm

BlackFridayxRule wrote:i think its more a thing of when we eat pasta, it is not the sort of pasta the fsm is made out of, his form of pasta is so perfect that if we ate it we would die because our oragans would implode.

Lol. I can spot something of a flaw that makes this "perfect" pasta not quite as perfect as it has been suggested.
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