Recently me and my friend, Sarb the Mighty, have been wondering of FSM Hell.
Sure we know of the stail beer, and old STD ridden strippers, but what of it's ruler?
OUR 'satan', if you will, (if our wholesome religeon even has one [RAmen]) was breifly announced in his noodleliness' Gospel.
But Sarb the Mighty and I wonder, does he have a face? or many or none?
Is it a black, anti-pasta? (found on many menu's in any restaurant)
Or simply a strange food item? (like califlower, or refried bean paste)
Or is it a Slot machine, labeled "from LAS VEGAS" in big letters, with a pile of feces on it?
Please enlighten us!
-Jenna the Brave & Sarb the Mighty
Please email me your thoughts on this!