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Theological question

Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue May 08, 2007 1:59 pm

A dear friend of mine is aldehyde dehydrogenase deficient - in other words she is allergic to alcohol. She would like to know therefore - in Pastafarian heaven, are there any other beverages other than beer? She would be particularly happy if there was a fountain that gushed tea, as she is particularly partial to a nice cuppa (same as many of us Brits)

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Postby EarthRise » Tue May 08, 2007 2:51 pm

Holy linguini, such a condition exists?

But, yeah, the FSM has everything up there. Heaven is pimped out, yo.
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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Tue May 08, 2007 5:25 pm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Re: Theological question

Postby Duke » Tue May 08, 2007 11:55 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:A dear friend of mine is aldehyde dehydrogenase deficient - in other words she is allergic to alcohol. She would like to know therefore - in Pastafarian heaven, are there any other beverages other than beer? She would be particularly happy if there was a fountain that gushed tea, as she is particularly partial to a nice cuppa (same as many of us Brits)

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It being heaven and al, I'm sure she would be cured of her allergy by His Benevolence. But yes, there are drinks galoré Up There, everything from piña coladas to hot chocolate.


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Postby jbender23 » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:20 pm

Yeah, I'm pretty sure if Heaven didn't have coffee, I would freak out and explode or something.
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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:08 am

Does Heaven have Carlsberg?

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:31 am

Does Heaven have cheese? I couldn't go an afterlife without camembert, brie, cheddar, vintage...I'm going to get some cheese right now.
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Postby Clifford » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:16 am

Heaven is for you, so why not any beverage?
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Postby bigblukiwi » Tue May 27, 2008 8:16 pm

I don't want to be picky, being a new convert and all, but shouldn't that be spelt TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Re: Theological question

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:55 pm

I don't want to start some sort of theological schism here (I'm thinking specifically about transubstantiation), but aldehyde dehydrogenase deficiency is an inherited genetic thang. When you get to heaven, do you still have your body? If not, you can get tore into the beers for the first time ever! Now that sounds like heaven to me...
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Re: Theological question

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:29 pm

You're also forgetting the whole British thing. Our metabolisms run on tea.

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Re: Theological question

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:13 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:You're also forgetting the whole British thing. Our metabolisms run on tea.

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Erm... I'm Scottish. My metabolism runs on beer. In Scotland, DEficiency in Aldehyde Dehydrogenase is known as 'DEAD' for short.
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Re: Theological question

Postby aslanistheantipasta » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:18 am

Oh of course, the beer volcano is only mentioned because it is the most important to the pirates as it is the holy drink. There are of course volcanoes of all beverages. There's even coke made with sugar rather than corn syrup.


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