The First Destruction [PirateVSNinja]

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The First Destruction [PirateVSNinja]

Postby UpstagedMassacre on Sun May 13, 2007 10:13 pm

At first, He created a lush world, full of many creatures. They were presided over by the Ninjas and the Pirates. All things lived happily together. Dinosaurs and robots pranced merrily through the fields.

Over time, however, the Ninjas began to believe that they were far more powerful than the Pirates, and could not work alongside a race that as inferior to their powers as the Pirates were. So they asked Him to grant them more power, but He would not give it to those as selfish as the Ninjas. So the Ninjas demanded to have a war against the Pirates, and the losers would be forced to exile.

The Pirates were reluctant, and would not battle the Ninjas, until, one day, the Ninjas launched a secret attack on the Pirate's head ship. A few noble pirates died on that attack, but luckily, most were out that night.

When the Pirates heard of this news, they realized that they could no longer ignore the problem of the Ninjas. War was declared upon the rogues. Almost all of His creatures sided with the Pirates- the ghosts, the dinosaurs, and the robots, to name some of the most notable.

The Ninjas were worthy opponents, however, because of their sheer ruthlessness. A 100 year war was waged, in which both sides suffered many casualties. The Krakens, having sided with the Ninjas, were almost completely eliminated by the Pirate's powerful ships. The ninjas, however, completely annihilated the dinosaurs. They destroyed the ghosts to a point where the remaining ghosts were forced into hiding for eternity. The robots were forced underground until recently, when they were able to come back to the above world.

In the end, the Pirates were able to exile the Ninjas to a small island off the coast of China. And He banished anyone who took the path of the Ninja to Hell.

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Postby EarthRise on Sun May 13, 2007 11:10 pm

Like hell he did! Haven't you heard of reformed ninjas? Or Ninja-Pirates?
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Re: The First Destruction [PirateVSNinja]

Postby Duke on Tue May 15, 2007 5:21 am

UpstagedMassacre wrote:In the end, the Pirates were able to exile the Ninjas to a small island off the coast of China. And He banished anyone who took the path of the Ninja to Hell.

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It's obvious this is fiction; the Ninja vs. Pirate war wages to this day, and no side has yet to obtain an upper hand. However, a new force has arisen, Ninja-Pirates, also known as the Unifiers. We seek to end this senseless violence and bring the Earth to a new age of peace, prosperity, and power.

Also, there is no Hell, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't hate Ninjas, he considers them his spec-ops team.


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Re: The First Destruction [PirateVSNinja]

Postby Brother Beaker on Tue May 15, 2007 1:06 pm

Duke wrote:
Also, there is no Hell, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't hate Ninjas, he considers them his spec-ops team.
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