Swedes the Chosen People

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Postby Clifford on Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:17 pm

^^ I'm beginning to dislike you.

As another promoter of lax standards I say for everyone to ignore what you say.
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No... All cultures play a role...

Postby TheWikidFool on Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:15 pm

All culture play a role in the world of FSM. China made the first Pasta. The Vikings made the first meatballs. Italians made the ffirst spaghetti, and the first to use tomato sauce we in Africa.
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Postby Clifford on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:53 pm

Can't we just settle with Pirates being His chosen people? Arrgghh! Vikings are pirates, so they're part of it.
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Re: midgits

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:31 pm

Moral Minority wrote:
xvortexbladex wrote:dont forget the Asians, they are the original midgits.
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