I am new here, and I know you guys have probably heard such claims before, but last night the Flying Spaghetti Monster came to me in a dream. He showed me a vision of the end of days (or dinners if you prefer). At the first sign of the noodly apocalypse many of the most loyal Pastafarians, lead by Bobby Henderson will dissapear overnight. No one will know where they have gone. The second sign is that a person who looks a lot like Bobby Henderson will come and take over the world within a matter of a few years. He is of course evil and is secretly murdering many people for his own unknown purposes. The third sign will be that the sun will appear redder than any spaghetti sauce known to man. The fourth sign of the end is that Bobby Henderson and his followers will fall from the heavens. Bobby's dark twin responsible for the deaths of many Pastafarian's shall prepare his army of spaghetti monsters, who while big, are not as big as our spaghedeity and cannot fly are still tough to defeat. But Bobby and his army presses on many lesser spaghetti monsters die, all of Bobby's men are now dead, and Bobby is about to be defeated by his dark twins chopsticks. But just then the Flying Spaghetti Monster decided enough was enough and he ended the world and judged the dead the dead from atop his throne, sending all but the most evil of men to heaven. And everyone enjoyed the beer volcano and stripper factory for the rest of eternity.