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wavering wrote:I notice that you guys are promising a stripper factory in heaven, which is a pretty good start BUT the Moslems, are offering me 72 virgins if I become a martyr....
Ermintrude wrote:Religion query: Some queries about the 72 virgins in the heaven for musilm martyrs.
I don't know much about Islam so some backround would be good. And apologies if any comments show my ignorance.
IMDB wrote:Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Wait, if I'm dead, that means I get my 72 virgins!
[looks at audience]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Are you my virgins? I hope not.
Jeff Dunham: Why?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there!
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