FSM ARTIFACT UNEARTHED IN KANSAS!!

[jayhawk]

Seriously I found this on an "dig" somewhere out near Stull, KS. There have been scurrilous rumors that this is actually a piece of art created for a stagecraft course taught at a local university, but as the person who physically dug this holy relic from the ground I would like to dispense this as untrue!

[Fun Doh Mental]

If that isn't an image of FSM, I don't know what is. I'm still sorting
through slices of burnt toast for images to sell on Ebay.

[neclark]

Has the Angle Macaroni shown up to give you the stones you'll need to translate this wondrous find?

(or wait... is that some synthetic Republican candidate's religion...)

[jayhawk]

The Artifact is approximately 3 feet tall, 1.5 feet wide. I'll post an image with relative size shortly

[supertorresmo]

Try translating it using a hat!

[devoted]

my guess is that it is a seventeenth century Pawnee prayer entablature depicting the Coalescence of the First Meatball as described in Piraticus, chapter 12, verses 16-25. Some scripture scholars think the passages to be merely poetic metaphor, (that our Noodly Lord always had meatballs), but the fundamentalist pastafarians disagree, stating that all the passages must be taken literally.

This is a truly valuable find! Well done, sir!

[jacqueline]

Stull, KS?!

As a Kansan, I say with incredulity, "What the heck was anyone doing in Stull, Kansas, and can you actually stand within the town or is it underwater?"

Anyone endeavoring to interpret the meaning of this artifact should first learn more about the archaelogical site at which it was found.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/503

[KC Observer]

Try translating it using a hat!

Now that's a great, FUNNY, thought!

[Cpt Celle]

It looks like a midgit-sized door.

[MrStoffy]

Ayee!! That is most definately our Noodly Creator! I mean, Look at him! It was before he acquired his meatballs!