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Cardinal Fang wrote:This is also nice with sausage meat instead of bacon. Slit open the skins of a couple of pork sausages, squeeze out the meat and fry it in a frying pan. Add it to the pasta at the same point you'd add the bacon.
PKMKII wrote:Cardinal Fang wrote:This is also nice with sausage meat instead of bacon. Slit open the skins of a couple of pork sausages, squeeze out the meat and fry it in a frying pan. Add it to the pasta at the same point you'd add the bacon.
BLASPHEMY! There are only three meats that are allowed in a carbonara: bacon, guanciale, or pancetta.
juicegiver wrote:This is not to be confused with the most cursed of creatures which is certain to be the penguin.
Antarctica, the cursed, is the continent that is the Pastafarian equivalent
to Christianity's Hell. The Beer Volcano froze over millennia ago,
the strippers wear big bulky parkas and snow pants, and the place is
covered in ice and snow. The only native inhabitants are the ones cursed
by Him. He has cast out those who have forsaken Him, the penguins.
The short stout penguins are the direct descendants of the original
midget. The midget got mad at the FSM for making him short and out
of anger cursed the Great One loudly and profanely. In retaliation, the
vengeful FSM cast the reject to the coldest part of the world, and
morphed the degenerate into a penguin. The penguin is the opposite of
all that is godly. It has wings, but cannot fly. It has flippers instead of
hands, so is unable to pick up noodles. It eats naught but fish, which
makes nasty fishy meatballs. He created a land that is incapable of
growing anything worthy of pasta creation; krill, the only thing the
penguins have to make noodles from, tastes disgusting. Thus Antarctica
is the land of rejected creations. Learning from this mistake, the
next thing He made after the midget was a dwarf, which turned out
pretty hilarious when it got drunk from the volcano and started simultaneously
swearing at and hitting on the strippers. So the FSM kept
dwarfs as an amusing distraction. He was so distracted he forgot the
next thing on His to-do list, "make penguin-eating sharks."
juicegiver wrote:daftbeaker wrote:That looks like a reason for a schism to me.
I don't think it would. I am not aware of any penguins from Antartica that are Pastafarians. Why do you think this would cause such chaos?
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