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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby ubidubikid #1 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:26 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Sorry. Read the bowling ball one. It's happy!

great, now it's the inantity of my other best friend (who happens to look just like you, it's scary) with a dash of depressing from Emily. You fail at happy.
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:30 pm

ubidubikid #1 wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Sorry. Read the bowling ball one. It's happy!

great, now it's the inantity of my other best friend (who happens to look just like you, it's scary) with a dash of depressing from Emily. You fail at happy.

How is it depressing? He's a bowling ball!

And inanity is awesome.

The same day I wrote that one, I wrote a poem about banana bread and a poem about boobs, at the request of a (female) friend.
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby ubidubikid #1 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:37 pm

How is it depressing? He's a bowling ball!

And inanity is awesome.

The same day I wrote that one, I wrote a poem about banana bread and a poem about boobs, at the request of a (female) friend.

it's about the repeating, never ending cycle of the life of a piece of (almost) sports equipment, of course it's deppresing!
Wait, a girl requested a poem about boobs? sounds like another, slightly perverted, friend of mine. ok slightly is the understatement of the year, she made me read a poem she wrote recently that was essentialy porn written in verse.
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:40 pm

ubidubikid #1 wrote:
How is it depressing? He's a bowling ball!

And inanity is awesome.

The same day I wrote that one, I wrote a poem about banana bread and a poem about boobs, at the request of a (female) friend.

it's about the repeating, never ending cycle of the life of a piece of (almost) sports equipment, of course it's deppresing!
Wait, a girl requested a poem about boobs? sounds like another, slightly perverted, friend of mine. ok slightly is the understatement of the year, she made me read a poem she wrote recently that was essentialy porn written in verse.

It was more of a "HEY (friend) GIVE ME A TOPIC." "BOOBS" type deal than an outright request...

The bowling ball loves to do its job!
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby ubidubikid #1 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:45 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:It was more of a "HEY (friend) GIVE ME A TOPIC." "BOOBS" type deal than an outright request...

The bowling ball loves to do its job!

still why it was on her mind we will never know.
and the bowling ball only loves it's job because we programed it too (we replaced his brain with an electronic one after all)
and I just realized we're simultainiouly carrying on conversations in two diffrent threads. get elvalia in here so it can get even more confusing.
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby Elvalia on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:48 pm

You called?
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby ubidubikid #1 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:49 pm

yay the bunny's here!
edit: wait we're all bunny's now...
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:49 pm

ubidubikid #1 wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:It was more of a "HEY (friend) GIVE ME A TOPIC." "BOOBS" type deal than an outright request...

The bowling ball loves to do its job!

still why it was on her mind we will never know.
and the bowling ball only loves it's job because we programed it too (we replaced his brain with an electronic one after all)
and I just realized we're simultainiouly carrying on conversations in two diffrent threads. get elvalia in here so it can get even more confusing.

I'm not quite sure if my bowling ball was actually electronic.

But, really, the personality it is programmed with makes it who it is. So there.
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby Elvalia on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:51 pm

I don't like the idea of sporting equipment with a personality. My cleats are probably miserable...
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:53 pm

Elvalia wrote:I don't like the idea of sporting equipment with a personality. My cleats are probably miserable...

Not if they have a foot fetish.
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby ubidubikid #1 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:53 pm

my cleats probably feel pretty neglected right now. I haven't played soccer in years.
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:55 pm

ubidubikid #1 wrote:my cleats probably feel pretty neglected right now. I haven't played soccer in years.

I have never owned cleats. Good thing, too, as I would be to tempted to kill someone with them.
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby Elvalia on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:57 pm

My most expensive and well-worn footwear are my rugby cleats and my soccer cleats, followed closely by my basketball shoes.
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby ubidubikid #1 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:59 pm

Elvalia wrote:My most expensive and well-worn footwear are my rugby cleats and my soccer cleats, followed closely by my basketball shoes.

du bist sportlich. ich bin nicht sportlich
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Re: DIY Amateur Art and Literature Museum

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:17 pm

So, I revised my "What is love?" poem. I like this version better.
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