Best Movie Lines

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I reckon anything HAL 9000 says is brilliant.
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I reckon anything HAL 9000 says is brilliant.
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

[FaithfulPirate42]

I din't particularly care for that movie. I found it to be stunningly boring, and it ended in what appeared to be a mix between a psychedelic, drug addled hallucination, and an anxiety attack. Maybe it's just me. Perhaps I've been corrupted by all the action movies.

[Rainswept]

Winston "The Wolf" Wolfe

Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.

[daftbeaker]

From the same film:
Motherf*ckers got brains on him!

[black bart]

BRAINZZZZZ!

[pieces o'nine]

I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.

A co-worker and I took immense glee in deadpanning monotone "Daaaave, just what do you think you're doing, Daaaave? I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission statement, Daaaave." and "Daaaave, this project can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye, Daaaave." type lines whenever the mood struck us (which was often).

[Rainswept]

I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.

I once worked in a restaurant with a waitress named Debbie and a cook named Dallas.

[black bart]

I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.

I once worked in a restaurant with a waitress named Debbie and a cook named Dallas.

I couldn't find any quotations but the tagline from Debby does Dallas is quite amusing:

Every one on the team scores when her pom-poms fly!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.

A co-worker and I took immense glee in deadpanning monotone "Daaaave, just what do you think you're doing, Daaaave? I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission statement, Daaaave." and "Daaaave, this project can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye, Daaaave." type lines whenever the mood struck us (which was often).

That's pretty cool. The only Dave I know is six feet tall and built like a brick hospital. I wouldn't want to get on his bad side.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

" It is a good word and worthy of repetition " , Adam and Eve , from the The Adventures Of Mark Twain .

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

I really ought to read more of Mark Twain's books. I've read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer about five times, and it remains, to date, one of my favourite books.

[Rainswept]

Was flipping channels a few minutes ago, and caught this quote, which made me burst out laughing.

is a goddamned godless, atheist Marxist, and the only thing that he holds sacred is Che Guevara's foreskin.

[FaithfulPirate42]

All from Dr. Horrible:

The hammer is my penis.

Don't worry that it's hard, if you're not a frigging 'tard you will prevail!

Captain Hammer threw a car at my head.

My mission was a success, in that I achieved my goal. It was less of a success in that I introduced my arch nemesis to the girl of my dreams.

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

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