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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 26, 2009 3:00 am

I reckon anything HAL 9000 says is brilliant.
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue May 26, 2009 3:00 am

I reckon anything HAL 9000 says is brilliant.
"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Tue May 26, 2009 3:37 am

I din't particularly care for that movie. I found it to be stunningly boring, and it ended in what appeared to be a mix between a psychedelic, drug addled hallucination, and an anxiety attack. Maybe it's just me. Perhaps I've been corrupted by all the action movies.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Rainswept on Tue May 26, 2009 5:03 am

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Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby daftbeaker on Tue May 26, 2009 5:35 am

From the same film:
Motherf*ckers got brains on him!
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart on Wed May 27, 2009 6:58 am

BRAINZZZZZ!
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed May 27, 2009 11:08 pm

I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.

A co-worker and I took immense glee in deadpanning monotone "Daaaave, just what do you think you're doing, Daaaave? I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission statement, Daaaave." and "Daaaave, this project can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye, Daaaave." type lines whenever the mood struck us (which was often).
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Rainswept on Thu May 28, 2009 5:04 am

pieces o'nine wrote:I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.


I once worked in a restaurant with a waitress named Debbie and a cook named Dallas. :whistle:
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart on Thu May 28, 2009 8:38 am

Rainswept wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.


I once worked in a restaurant with a waitress named Debbie and a cook named Dallas. :whistle:


I couldn't find any quotations but the tagline from Debby does Dallas is quite amusing:

Every one on the team scores when her pom-poms fly!
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 28, 2009 8:37 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:I had a really uptight boss named "Dave" once.

A co-worker and I took immense glee in deadpanning monotone "Daaaave, just what do you think you're doing, Daaaave? I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission statement, Daaaave." and "Daaaave, this project can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye, Daaaave." type lines whenever the mood struck us (which was often).
That's pretty cool. The only Dave I know is six feet tall and built like a brick hospital. I wouldn't want to get on his bad side.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri May 29, 2009 2:31 am

" It is a good word and worthy of repetition " , Adam and Eve , from the The Adventures Of Mark Twain .
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 29, 2009 6:15 pm

I really ought to read more of Mark Twain's books. I've read The Adventures of Tom Sawyer about five times, and it remains, to date, one of my favourite books.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Rainswept on Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:01 pm

Was flipping channels a few minutes ago, and caught this quote, which made me burst out laughing.

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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:53 pm

All from Dr. Horrible:

The hammer is my penis.

Don't worry that it's hard, if you're not a frigging 'tard you will prevail!

Captain Hammer threw a car at my head.

My mission was a success, in that I achieved my goal. It was less of a success in that I introduced my arch nemesis to the girl of my dreams.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:04 pm

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