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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby fueledbycoffee on Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:18 pm

thelastpirate wrote:
Rainswept wrote:Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Help, Help! I'm being repressed!


I was once told that of all the charaters in movie history, I'm the most like Dennis.

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony ... I mean you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you ... if I went around saying I was emperor just because some watery bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


You do know he was a communist?


Yeah, kindly explain that one, please.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Rainswept on Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:14 pm

thelastpirate wrote:
Rainswept wrote:Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Help, Help! I'm being repressed!


I was once told that of all the charaters in movie history, I'm the most like Dennis.

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony ... I mean you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you ... if I went around saying I was emperor just because some watery bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


You do know he was a communist?


Actually he's an Anarchist. I was compared to him because of the way he speaks, and how he likes to bring up complex issues noone else wants to talk about.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:46 am

Rainswept wrote:
thelastpirate wrote:
Rainswept wrote:Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Help, Help! I'm being repressed!


I was once told that of all the charaters in movie history, I'm the most like Dennis.

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony ... I mean you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you ... if I went around saying I was emperor just because some watery bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


You do know he was a communist?


Actually he's an Anarchist. I was compared to him because of the way he speaks, and how he likes to bring up complex issues noone else wants to talk about.

Sounds like me. :) Is that good or bad?
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby farfalla on Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:03 pm

Life of Brian sermon on the mount scene where person too far away to hear Jesus says,

I think he said, 'blessed are the cheese makers'.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby S'presso on Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:27 pm

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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:15 am

farfalla wrote:Life of Brian sermon on the mount scene where person too far away to hear Jesus says,

I think he said, 'blessed are the cheese makers'.


Oh yes beautiful and then the immortal:

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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe on Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:56 am

I really need to dig out Life of Brian again...in the meantime, from Pirates of the Carribean at World's End

Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: Well, thank goodness for that. If I weren't, this would probably never work.
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nice

Postby Moral Minority on Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:17 am

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

We're not running a dead nigger storage.

Smile. You're gonna die tomorrow.

How 'bout some fire, scarecrow?

Silly Caucasian girl thinks she can play with a samurai sword.

Gogo, da nee?!

We want the same treatment as the evil-doers!

No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when they are gone, I won't be standing, because if I am, you will not have a chance to reload.

I want to fill her void.

Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect desperately trying to explain an existence which is without meaning or purpose.

Not from a movie but:
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Moral Minority on Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:19 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Know any other fifteen year olds with whom you can discuss particle physics?



You don't know how to discuss particle physics.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:43 am

Yes I do.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe on Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:37 am

May the schwartz be with you.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby BumbleBee on Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:05 pm

Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Valanthe on Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:08 pm

Henry Jones, Sr.: I'm as human as the next man.
Indiana Jones: I _was_ the next man.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:09 am

"I ain't 'fraid o' no ghost."
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Best Movie Lines

Postby moodydaniel on Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:02 pm

"I mean to have you boy, even if it must be burglary!" Monty, Withnail & I

"This car. Goeth would've bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people, right there. Ten people, ten more people ... This pin, two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would've given me two for it. At least one. He would've given me one. One more. One more person. A person, Stern. For this. I could've gotten one more person and I didn't. I didn`t ..." Schindler, Schindler's List

"You are all individuals!" Brian
"YES, YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!" Crowd
"You are all different!" Brian
YES, WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT! "Crowd"
I'm not." Lone voice
"SHH!" Person next to him, Monty Python's Life of Brian
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Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
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