Best Movie Lines

[fueledbycoffee]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Help, Help! I'm being repressed!

I was once told that of all the charaters in movie history, I'm the most like Dennis.

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony ... I mean you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you ... if I went around saying I was emperor just because some watery bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

You do know he was a communist?

Yeah, kindly explain that one, please.

[Rainswept]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Help, Help! I'm being repressed!

I was once told that of all the charaters in movie history, I'm the most like Dennis.

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony ... I mean you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you ... if I went around saying I was emperor just because some watery bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

You do know he was a communist?

Actually he's an Anarchist. I was compared to him because of the way he speaks, and how he likes to bring up complex issues noone else wants to talk about.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Help, Help! I'm being repressed!

I was once told that of all the charaters in movie history, I'm the most like Dennis.

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony ... I mean you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you ... if I went around saying I was emperor just because some watery bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

You do know he was a communist?

Actually he's an Anarchist. I was compared to him because of the way he speaks, and how he likes to bring up complex issues noone else wants to talk about.

Sounds like me. Is that good or bad?

[farfalla]

Life of Brian sermon on the mount scene where person too far away to hear Jesus says,

I think he said, 'blessed are the cheese makers'.

[S'presso]

Diner
"I'll punch you so hard your whole family will bleed"

[black bart]

Life of Brian sermon on the mount scene where person too far away to hear Jesus says,

I think he said, 'blessed are the cheese makers'.

Oh yes beautiful and then the immortal:

'Where are you from mate, Nose City?'

[Valanthe]

I really need to dig out Life of Brian again...in the meantime, from Pirates of the Carribean at World's End

Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: Well, thank goodness for that. If I weren't, this would probably never work.

[Moral Minority]

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

We're not running a dead nigger storage.

Smile. You're gonna die tomorrow.

How 'bout some fire, scarecrow?

Silly Caucasian girl thinks she can play with a samurai sword.

Gogo, da nee?!

We want the same treatment as the evil-doers!

No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when they are gone, I won't be standing, because if I am, you will not have a chance to reload.

I want to fill her void.

Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect desperately trying to explain an existence which is without meaning or purpose.

Not from a movie but:
Motherfuckers with no loyalty don't deserve to live.

[Moral Minority]

Know any other fifteen year olds with whom you can discuss particle physics?

You don't know how to discuss particle physics.

[Zankou 2.0]

Yes I do.

[Valanthe]

May the schwartz be with you.

[BumbleBee]

Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.

[Valanthe]

Henry Jones, Sr.: I'm as human as the next man.
Indiana Jones: I _was_ the next man.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

"I ain't 'fraid o' no ghost."

[moodydaniel]

"I mean to have you boy, even if it must be burglary!" Monty, Withnail & I

"This car. Goeth would've bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people, right there. Ten people, ten more people ... This pin, two people. This is gold. Two more people. He would've given me two for it. At least one. He would've given me one. One more. One more person. A person, Stern. For this. I could've gotten one more person and I didn't. I didn`t ..." Schindler, Schindler's List

"You are all individuals!" Brian
"YES, YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!" Crowd
"You are all different!" Brian
YES, WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT! "Crowd"
I'm not." Lone voice
"SHH!" Person next to him, Monty Python's Life of Brian